steezy-mcflyy:

Legends
flavouredchicken:

Dinner
  • My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
  • My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.

7 months ago // 420,206 notes
frozenisperfect:

chevron-and-champagne:

Watched Frozen for the first time last night..

that was so much funnier than it should have been

sad-winchesters:

hella cute

hella fine

be my hella valentine

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7 months ago // 90,186 notes



"I just need a person" or "I just used a person"

I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.
kurt-is-my-beautiful-boy:

Interviewer: “How would you describe Dave Grohl?”
Kurt Cobain: “Dave is in really good shape although he smokes two packs of cigarettes a day.”
Interviewer: “Krist Novoselic?”
Kurt Cobain: “Krist is the horror of the stars. He has no shame whatsoever in carousing with the likes of Winona Ryder and Johnny Depp.”
Interviewer: “And Kurt Cobain?”
Kurt Cobain: “Fuck him, he complains too much.”

kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*

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7 months ago // 753,425 notes

officialunitedstates:

you ever walk into a classroom and instantly know who’s in charge of each sub-group of kids?  it’s weird how we can so quickly understand hierarchies.  also why are there so many goats in the classroom

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7 months ago // 27,141 notes

Naomie Harris and Benedict Cumberbatch in National Theatre’s Frankenstein. 
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